London 2012 Olympics

I ran this through Google Translate and I'm getting nothing.
I'm guessing it's in Glaswegian. Incomprehensible.

From the Guardian blog:

                                                "I just called the TfL Games Lanes hotline (0843 222 1234) and  was told they are planning to impound bicycles from those unable or  unwilling to stump up the £130 fine. From my cold dead hands."