What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

to save time I suggest you start grinding your teeth before you click the link...

http://www.spareroom.co.uk/flatshare/london/streatham/2182517/

a short excerpt

And this leads to the primacy of our outlook on this forthcoming chapter of our lives - and hopefully yours too - we are all at a certain crossroads, a certain stage of life in which we can choose to either maximise our opportunities, or accept mediocre imitations. we are all young and beautiful with untold potential, we can choose to develop our lives as a unit working and loving for one another to flourish and, in turn, to spread that dynamic over our loved ones like so much lurpack... or we can keep rolling through the daily grind just ticking over. i guess its a bit of a matrix moment. the choice is yours.