Rat Bikes! Pub Bikes Beaters! Frankenbikes!

I just have visions of someone putting a heavy load on that and halfway home the stem slipping, the rack dropping into the front wheel and madness and mayhem ensuing.

...not like I have anything against madness, or mayhem, they're both good mates of mine... just never at the same time. >_<

what doesnt kill you, makes you drink more.