• I suspect the number of 20-somethings breaking their ankles has more than tripled in the last 6 months.

    That's not the only tween related health issue. Evidence is growing that a whole generation born in the late eighties/early nineties is more susceptible to early onset dementia, thought to be due to the degeneration of language to a vocabulary optimised for expressing only nonchalant ambivalence to everything. Symptoms include wearing your gran's clothes and a permanent shrug.

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