Epic win

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Iain would have just hugged him

I love the smooth way he slips in through the window.

Epic repost!

south african police are bad ass... they should do a tour over here and teach the fuzz how shit gets done.

I'd rather they didn't.
They can stop over there .

My cousin's husband was a police officer in Johannesburg, he left South Africa to move to Scotland and is now a police officer in Edinburgh, funnily enough not many people fuck with him (6'6" and about 125kg of Dutch South African muscle). However bizarrely enough despite being in numerous fire-fights in past with some really, really unpleasant people he is not allowed to get his firearms certification.

moving from south africa to scotland should be in the epic fail thread

Sectarian social problems, impenetrable local dialects and oppressive climate. Are they that different?

They both have Nandos too

Vice guide to dating rich girls is funny cos it's true

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-guide-to-dating-rich-girls

"See how I did that? That's called acting"

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Vice guide to dating rich girls is funny cos it's true

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-guide-to-dating-rich-girls

hahah its like reading xanders dating history!

Where Xander is the rich girl?

obvs

Xander is a girl? I've been fooled all along!

many a golddigger has been put off by the neckbeard, but dont let it fool you.

There are times when the human race is awesome. This is one of them:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/jun/21/medical-research-health

Vice guide to dating rich girls is funny cos it's true

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-guide-to-dating-rich-girls

I normally can't stand Vice but this is actually quite funny..

"Unless you're a horrible, horrible human being, dating a girl with a maid is gonna make you feel like the worst person on Earth; like the conscientious son of a plantation owner."

Vice guide to dating rich girls is funny cos it's true

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-vice-guide-to-dating-rich-girls

Very funny and worryingly accurate, I experienced this to a lesser degree. Made me chuckle

^ Same (but from a gender swapped point of view). I'm getting flashbacks as we speak.

The other problem with dads is that rich girls and their fathers flirt to the point of obscenity. This may make you feel weird, but imagine how much it fucks up these two weirdos.

I've never dated a properly rich girl, but I lived with one in the first year of uni. Her dad was in his 70s and overweight, and she would tell me (and the world at large, actually) how he would take her lingerie shopping and tell her what would look best. When he came to visit, the two of them would spend hours in her room, and you'd just hear giggling through the door. She was pretty fucked up, but she always seemed pretty happy.

I didn't realise that was normal.

Also I was talking to her about cycling once, and how long it would take to get from Euston to Wimbledon. She assured me that it wouldn't be possible, because it was well established that walking from Euston to Putney, where she lived, took around eight days.

She assured me that it wouldn't be possible, because it was well established that walking from Euston to Putney, where she lived, took around eight days.

Actual lolz, have some rep