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  • Some kind of pre-Olympic fete going on near Hyde Park today.

    Imagine the Little Hitler Security Man's glee when he thought I was going to ride through his little traffic cones. You've never seen a fat, middle-aged cretin move so fast. He was crestfallen when I dismounted like a good boy.

    Instant Hitler: just add day-glo!

    Expect more of this.

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