2012-06-30 Sat/Sun - Dunwich Dynamo DD20

I do believe now be a good opportunity for me to remind you that Southwark Cyclists accepts no liability. You are responsible for your selves.

I for one will not be fishing anyone's sorry ass out of the sea, rescuing you from wild horses or scooping you off the road. Is that clear?

I might however, have some TCP and/or washproof plasters for grazed limbs. I will also have my phone on throughout the night so can be reached in an emergency.

• i can hear a faint whimper across the forum..
  
  

just to re-assure y'all i'll also be carrying a first aid kit and few essentials, coz i just qualified in a ton of stuff.. CPR and dealing with shit like:-

asthma
anaphlactic shock
electric shock
minor wounds
severe bleeding
heat and corrosive burns
scalds
choking
angina
strokes
cardiac arrest
head injuries
epileptic seizure
diabetes
drowning

hmm, must remember swiss army knife for any amputations