Spotted...

The evidence;

Some plank hurtling through a red light on cheapside this morning almost took me out near Guildhall. Thanks.

The diversion tactic;

Middle aged bloke on a road bike, bit chubby, no helmet with hair loss? If so, he is a red light warrior. I see him on a near daily basis smashing through red lights without a care in the world. Been seeing him for over a year now doing it. I'm amazing he hasnt been nicked by the po po yet.

The culprit, which sounds suspiciously like you Hovis...

Nah, this was a young guy with a cycling cap and sunglasses - perhaps he couldn't even see the lights.