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  • but Iain you handle criticism and piss-taking really well!

  • Thats bullying not criticism.

  • ...which they seem perfectly happy to volunteer themselves for.

  • But can't you just imagine, some kid goes along, gets the piss taken out of him but he continues to go, he turns out to be a bit of a natural and eventually gets entered into a match way out of his league. He wins as a surprise upset and gets promoted onto an even tougher fight. This is when the coach finally takes notice, it snaps him out of the lull he has been in since he stopped fighting. Cue montage footage of them both training together, maybe the coach teaches him some of his personal tricks and techniques. The fight comes, it looks lost, they get in to the third round when the kid breaks out one of these new techniques and it's a clean KO. Everyone cheers, the coach is happy and joking says "not bad for a nerd".
    End film.

  • Then in part II the evil nerds biomechanically enhance a super nerd full of roids who threatens nerd 1's whole new world - his gym, his love interest and of course the very life of his now aging mentor...

  • isn't that the plot of blade runner?

  • No, in blade runner the ape man, raised in the jungle by the animals is re-integrated into his life as the Lord of a massive pile in England and he makes grubby fumblings at the neglige of a creamy skinned, classically trained actress with an Estee Lauder contract.

  • According to that Nazi's were fighting during WW1?

  • And 1917 was at the beginning of WW1?

  • And RADAR could have detected german U-boats?

  • And RADAR could have detected german U-boats?

    it could and did, before the advent of sonar RADAR was used to try and find surfaced u-boats.

  • True, but I don't think the author was referring to it in that way.

  • and germans used u-boats in ww1. no mention of nazis

  • the mention of nazis was in relation to his grand-children..

  • isn't that the plot of blade runner?

    What's that?

  • Brilliant read that.

  • I could have done something productive in the last 11 minutes and 42 seconds.

    /Didn't

  • Nope, Nikola Tesla

  • I want one in my man-pad!

  • It's a bit sexist video though isn't it? The video clearly implies that one woman on her own couldn't get a beer, so either some guy has to tackle the machine for her to help her get drunk or a group of ladies work together for just one beer.

  • Greek restaurant in Rhodes:

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