Draw your own collisions

bet you regret riding naked now dont you.

also the penis was perhaps unnecessary

It was necessary to the narrative. It was its wet weight that unbalanced me.

You'd peed yourself?

It's on a massive 2 degree gradient. Needed to lose some weight somehow.

We like the picture, but cannot understand what is going on.

Are you driving a green egg when a chap who normally rides a mountain bike runs into you?

I think he ran over a policeman who was being chased by a bean. Obviously.

There is no poo.

We like the picture, but cannot understand what is going on.

Are you driving a green egg when a chap who normally rides a mountain bike runs into you?

I'm the orange fella wearing the helmet and avoiding the green VW. I'm being bike-bummed by the inattentive mountainbiker.

There is no poo.

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^ there is rabbit poo just for you.

tell us more about your hessian spiderman bedsheets.

Hessian spiderman boxers?

Hessian spiderman drawstring shoe bag.

Hessian spiderman boxers?

10 second with scissors and they could be.

hmm hessian boxers
rustle those jimmies

fell off my bike

^*Panda*mo*knee*um?

ha ha ha. : l i like the little beasts hair

where's the shit yasi ?

oooof ....... i've thus far always managed to duck dive dodge duck and weave around pigeons .... i'm probably not going fast enought / not trying hard enough

how did it taste ?

Did the driver stop? Was it dark?

and why are you wearing a sod on your head ?

Nice spoks + lo-pro combo, though.

toight clearances

It tasted like filth, surprisingly. It didn't do the poor little filthbag any harm, though. Neither of us stopped; I'm not insured for bird strikes so I left the scene of the accident.

I'm wearing grass on my head to attract chaffinches and other small birds, which is perhaps what confused this pigeon.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Linkpin!