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@Emperor_Palpatine
Er, unlike your pitiful Queen, I see no need to spend billions on pastel shaded suits. I can cut quite the dash in a simple robe.
It's straightforward really, turn out in new kit every day and people criticise you for costing the nation. Rock the old robe constantly and nobody notices you've been spending the whole fucking welfare state on a death star.
I know you've tried with the fencing mask things and that 'shard', but come one, I've got shuttles bigger than those.