• Wayward snot rockets, followed closely by spit showers, then sweat sprays and finally, cigarette ash.

    All of which, I'm sorry to say, I've encountered IN MY FACE over the years.

    A bird once pooped on me but on my shoulder so it wasn't so hideous.

    I also worry about being DAS'ed, as I'm far more likely to shriek, go bright red or giggle than to skid.

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