Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

Doctor: "What caused your injury, Sir?"
Cad: "an eight-track crushed my knees".

Ha. When I had a minor fender bender in my classic Mini, my lanky mate who hadn't moved the seat back cut his knee on the stereo holder that sat under the dash shelf on the passenger side.

When I told the insurance company that my mate cut his knee the woman laughed at me on the phone. I told her the emotional trauma from the scab was worth a few bob. A pint or two. They didn't go for it.