Is It Time To Become A Bad Cyclist?

As mentioned to an esteemed forumenger via PM, nobody really seemed prepared for, or capable of adapting to the sudden increased density of cyclists - density in both senses of the word. Righteous riding is hidden away, lost within the wobbling impatient hordes of the cycling dead.

Here I find myself in supplication at the cusp of zombiedom. Bite me and set me free.

Brilliant!

Just do it, join us. You know the zombies always win in the end.