Stopped by police cycling with child in childseat

This sort of thing boils my piss, Johnny Law making up stuff on the hoof. I'd say contact the local press but then you'd have to have your photo taken standing next to your bike with a sad face.

^ agreed.

PC Jackanory should arrest the squirrel that gnawed through my TV ariel so that he can report to Chief Inspector Gorring Madd that he has done a worthwhile job and deserves the promotion he has so brown-nosingly worked for.

WAC of the shake-hand-gang highest order!

FFS - this country...