Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

This comment deserves to be in the Epic Fail thread.

If I only had braking on one wheel I would always, always, always want it on the rear.

I've never come across a cyclist of any merit who disagrees. Make of that what you will.

OK, you want a race? How do we put this to the test? My front brake (with its far superior traction) against your rear brake.

Seriously, we have some lovely weather at the moment so why don't we step out from behind our computer screens and debunk this internet bullshit once and for all?