I hope I haven't insulted anyone else I know by making them think I recognised them, and then giving them a different name
Nobody could possible be insulted by being called Matt, he (presumably) wouldn't think you'd forgotten his name, he'd just assume you'd "upgraded" him.
I hope he went home thinking London has suddenly become much more friendly, and decided to pass on good will to all he encountered as well.
Nobody could possible be insulted by being called Matt, he (presumably) wouldn't think you'd forgotten his name, he'd just assume you'd "upgraded" him.
Do it often enough and you are bound to get one right eventually, even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.