What are you afraid of whilst cycling

Clowns.

Clowns on bikes.

Loads of midget Clowns stuffed in to a tiny clown car.

Zombie Clowns.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NmbNOiOy1c

Dogs. Dogs love a good fight with a front wheel.

Pigeons not getting out of the way quick enough and either hitting me in the face or becoming an impromptu front brake.

Max Crowe.

Not really.

I'm worried about Max Crowe buying everyone a pint.

^ Too much turbo work.

I do my turbo outside, staring at a wall for the reason above. Maybe.

Not a fear, but angst when approaching a junction with a car waiting to pull and and a car waiting to turn in. I always have a horrible feeling that one, or both of them will pull out on me.

I always have a horrible feeling that one, or both of them will pull out on me.

Bukkake?

Pigeons not getting out of the way quick enough and either hitting me in the face or becoming an impromptu front brake.

This happened to me once. A pigeon is not a very good brake but does cause quite a lot of mess... #csb

Srsly though, I'm scared of my little brother getting into an accident because he has absolutely no road skills at all. He's ten and needs some cycle training/bikeability (as do my parents); every time I visit my parents I mention it to them, but they're apathetic and critical about everything anyway. He's incredibly headstrong, which doesn't help.

Hit and Run - the insult to injury.

Ed Milliband

Reverse Camel Toe

or a boris bike

Ken bike FFS.

Also for those with the fear of inattentive drivers, polarized glasses are amazing for cutting straight through the glare of car windows to see EXACTLY what else a driver may be up to.

Guys in skin suits with wobbly arses
Well scary
Only women should have wobbly bits

Reverse Camel Toe

I tried to picture it in my mind, but it's like there is a part of my brain that says no, just no, this isn't permitted.

BRM doing his man hugs. Christ, the bloke is like 6' 3" so when he does it you can feel his penis in the small of your back.

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Finding a post mentioning me in the "Is it time to start calling out other cyclists" thread.

Cyclists pulling dick moves.

+1

buses and taxi ruining my speed

Killer Bees

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcV4LVhSRLg

This happened to me once. A pigeon is not a very good brake but does cause quite a lot of mess... #csb

Well this has helped immensely

James Martin