What are you afraid of whilst cycling

Helmet wearing cyclists with no brakes, listening to ipods with thick wall tyres crashing into the back of me

As a Lamborghini driver I'm rather worried about Mike.

Tinkers
Tailors
Soldiers &
Spies.

John *le Car *re (also invented bike polo). FACT!

I'm afraid of doing a repost.

Gentleman Rogues.

Clowns.

Clowns on bikes.

Loads of midget Clowns stuffed in to a tiny clown car.

Zombie Clowns.....

This morning I was scared of my stem as it decided to undo itself every 10 minutes rather than continue to steer my bike.

spiders

Failure
Success
Dying alone
Forgetting my pump

Little kids standing in the middle of the road daring you to smash into them... Me trying to buss an epic whip skid, cleat fail and a front flip over the handlebars... No joke or lie man. #csb

So this explains the gnarly road rash picture I saw earlier.

exposing butt crack

Pedestrians, specifically pedestrians running out in front of me.

Happened twice and I've hit the deck hard, bit scared of them now.

Afraid of forks snapping/stem losing grip on steerer at high speed

Afraid of falling on my head.

Velociraptors

getting trapped in a circle because I can't figure out a one way system and am too proud to get off
horses
sneezing while riding through a narrow gap
a strong gust of wind coming while I'm riding over a bridge and making me crash over the barrier and fall into the river

These are all actually true.

long over due

prostate cancer
fork fail
lycra

Yabbies

The letter 'k'.

The planet Neptune.

Over cooking a corner.

Lions and tigers and bears.

Oh My!

Brussell sprouts.

Brussell sprouts.

Resulting farts

Flat screen televisions with frames wider than 3-4cm that don't have a built-in base.

^ Too much turbo work.