What are you afraid of whilst cycling

Ze germans.

Being found out.

quicksand

Love that film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJXYrx0kEow

Gypsies

Tramps

and

Thieves

Cher the road.

ppl pulling endo's and farting at same time

Little kids standing in the middle of the road daring you to smash into them... Me trying to buss an epic whip skid, cleat fail and a front flip over the handlebars... No joke or lie man. #csb

Cher the road.

Cosmetic fear?

existential angst mainly
oh and Mondays, I don't like Mondays

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Not being able to distinguish between chamois cream and a wet fart.

Balki

sorry

Many of the 'skyride local' led rides are still based on the mapping I did in 2009.

I'm not familiar with this mapping, where could I find it?

wvm

Traffic coming uphill when I'm descending (like a frightened wimp generally) on narrow country lanes.

hehe they've been good of late.. black cabs though still driven by shit heads mostly.

tika is scared of bats.

New sticker out soon.

Even if we break that into an acronym, that's a lengthy sticker :(

INACANAY. You can even say it. Perfect sticker material.

Virginia Woolf

Coming off my bike very suddenly and the car/bus/hgv behind me doesn't have time to stop and drives over my head

You should be more worried about Crate-riding hipster tossers shouting "Hello sexy!" at you and then trying to blame their mate for behaving like a Neanderthal.