Football

Two things about Dyer. One - most players with his injury record would be absolutely useless, because by the time they'd got their match fitness back they'd be injured again, but he has an uncanny ability to be out of football for months / years, yet look sharp the moment he is back. Two - how good was he at his peak that he gets so many chances. Vastly underrated player.

But facts are his injury record is so bad that even at £10k pa basic and £10k per appearance you wonder whether he could play enough to justify the basic.

Irrespective of the above, he is also a complete and utter cunt.