Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

As Montaigne would say, why wouldn't you just use your hand and then wash it?*

• This is going to go woosh over people's head. I shouldn't try obscure philosopher jokes.
  

Ball- peen

Ball-pein

Ball-pane (if you're weird)

Never ball-pin, unless you like to call a spade a spad.

Ffs.

It's a fucking claw hammer anyway.

Am I really the only one to notice her smashing knockers?

No...

Bonus points for the cat in the bottom-right corner. Cats love that sort of shit.

Uncle?

maybe the smashing knockers are offset by really smelly shits, and that's the reason for the fucking stupid hammer poster.

Note: the can of air-freshener by the cat.

Maybe she's a vegan too, worst shits ever.

The letter was addressed to 'Uncle' Jesse, so I'm guessing smashing moobs

#notreally

I think the whole thing was a flimsy pretext to watch her jump up and down trying to dislodge the toilet roll. Given the camera angle I'm not sure 'Uncle Jesse' had permission either...

I think the whole thing was a flimsy pretext to watch her jump up and down trying to dislodge the toilet roll. Given the camera angle I'm not sure 'Uncle Jesse' had permission either...

Win thread >>>>>>>>>>>

Someone been playing Diablo 2?

Yes! Many a happy hour of following pros into the secret cow level then just scavenging the drops when they kill the cows!

Given the camera angle I'm thinking the whole thing was staged

ftfy

Also she's dumb... why not use the otherside of the hammer to allow you to grab the tape.... Again with the over analysing

Throw the cat at it.

Am I really the only one to notice her smashing knockers?

your surname isn't thornberry is it?

also

SO Would!

Why isn't she using the hook part of the hammer?!

Also she's dumb... why not use the otherside of the hammer to allow you to grab the tape.... Again with the over analysing
And also a bit late, look at previous quotes...

;-)

Not quite sure if I'd be comfortable holding the hammer on the wooden edge with the heavy metal bit exposed if you slipped...
what!?

Boo!

^^ you might hit yourself with the metal part of the hammer if you used it the 'sensible' way round...

SO Would!

And also a bit late, look at previous quotes...

;-)

spent a little while being distracted by.... the cat

^^ you might hit yourself with the metal part of the hammer if you used it the 'sensible' way round...

only if your arms are like wet noodles... How heavy does Ed think the hammer is that he cant hold it away from himself?!

Oh Ed...