LFGSS Summer Jersey (Sharkpits)

It's not called weight gain if you do it eating stuff poor people can't afford.

when you get fat eating game and foie gras and truffles and the likes it's called 'corpulent robustness'

and you have your manservant take out all of your clothes so they still fit...so it doesn't count as you're still the same size.

wish i could give more rep for this. im ordering a jersey! kind of excited, as it will my first one, sick of getting sweaty in cotton t shirts.....