Women: What's your favorite saddle?

In defence of the Daily Mail*, last weeks Cycling Weekly had a similar article.

Except that CW used the grown up words.

What, like 'minge'?

What are women doing riding bicycles anyway? It's not very ladylike at all. They ought to just stick to riding in the passenger seats of cars driven by manly men instead of getting involved in these kind of minge-distressing shenanigans.