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@Purple_Mist
There are not enough FUCK YOUs in the world for all of the cunts on the road today.
I say cunts but I feel that it is the wrong word, I like cunts, I like cunts a lot more than pricks in Audi A5s on Essex Road screaming abuse at me for daring to be a female on a bike who wishes to avoid the copious quantity of diesel on the road immediately following a downpour.
I much prefer cunts to the vile sample of santorum in the silver Prius who pulled out into me behind Oxford Street. Thank fuck I wasn't on a drain cover as I swerved. And SMIDSY? No, I get "FUCK YOUUUS" and told I shouldn't overtake cars.
LISTEN motherfucker, I'm overtaking rather than undertaking because you are more likely to look in that fucking mirror and I ride a bike mainly because I want to get to my fucking destination rather than sit in a fucking traffic jam.
People like the dick mini gangster in the A5 are the reason why I stopped carrying my d lock in my belt. People with your attitude are why I should. You will feed through a fucking straw next time you arrogant, worthless piece of fermented jizz.
Finally, to the silver cab driver who overtook me by the roadworks, trying to squash me into a barrier, 50 yards from a red light, I hope you contract ebola because it's only mildly more painful than being pressed through a 7' steel sieve by a 2 tonne vehicle.
Just had to get that off my chest. From 2013 I will be available as a counsellor if any of you need help in dealing with your anger!