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I already stuck some magnets up my anus as someone I know said they got some really good Chi from reverse genetic polarity fields... so I took this literally and took them off an old pair of speakers I had, but its getting really annoying trailing the cables around everywhere. Plus i seem to be attracting all the wrong sorts of people as a result... so i rang this guy up to ask him about it and it turned out Chi was actually a bodybuilder from Shanghai and that reverse genetic polarity is actually a new aftershave from Gaultier. I would laugh if my sphincter wasn't so raw.