• Absolutely fine to take anything necessary on the train. As long as I have enough hands to carry my awesome Mary Poppins hat then I'm happy!

    I don't understand train fares!

    Me too! But Mrs. Bernie does...

    So, you bargain hunters, get on National Rail, Oxford, direct to London Paddingon, leaving 3:50, arrive 5;05, a mere £8, YES £8, to the smelly chimney sweeps, and fragrant Mary Poppins.

    Get in before they sell out, or you will get a taste of my drain rod...

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