Tattoos

I once had a dream that I had a tattoo of an owl that was also a grandfather clock.

It was the best tattoo ever. I fucking love owls.

Apparently they're quite stupid though, contrary to popular consensus. Compared to other birds of prey that is.

I once 'liked' the Owls page on Facebook, so my news feed is always liberally festooned with photos of these majestic beasts. It's the best thing only good thing about facebook.

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I've kept a few owls, they're bastards.