Wet track thread, for all your wet/damp/not quite dry discussions

I'm going to refer all future wet riding decisions to you. I want you to take into consideration:

• possibility of stubborn staining to any non-black areas of lycra kit
  
• sponginess of cork bar tape, and how that might impact on eventual wrinkling of the skin on my fingers
  
• ph balance of precipitation and its effect on longevity of tyre casings
  
• likelihood that unreachable grit particles will get in the little creases of the leather edging on the underside of my saddle
  
• detailed float assessment of cleats with extra H2O lubrication
  
• risk of mildew on my sprinter's deckchair whilst stored in a damp and folded state