What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

It's not a dick statement. No one's saying you shouldn't wear a suit on a bike, but that perhaps one shouldn't carry a bike like that in smart clothes. Y'know, with the chain rubbing up and down your back.

Is he trying to wear the bike?!

Having said that, I particularly dislike the 'sprezzy' cut of that particular suit, with its double breast and whopper lapels, so I'm not arsed myself. Also it's a really, really terrible bike, that doesn't fit with the style of the shoot.

I was referring to the below post.

The type of bike also looks wildly incongruous with his outfits. Should be riding a Brompton.