Tell us about your weekend ride

If you don't stop setting us up for big climbs Benj I'm going to think twice about riding with you you masochist! Tackling them when they're there is one thing but lining the buggers up is a whole other kettle of crayfish. I'm getting too wheezy and too portly to be following your 'Nago up mountains!

A future of touring the Norfolk broads awaits me clearly.

Quit your mewling, yo. Yous pretty good up a slope. When's your b.day? I want to buy you a cassette that will allow you to climb without having to rip your handlebars off doing a slow-motion impression of Mark cavendish...

The route I have planned for this weekend has some lovely gentle rolling bits, spesh for you dude!

How was your camping trip? Damp I'd wager...