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I've a small colony of mosquitos in my room that i no longer need.
They came with the room when I rented it apparently but I never knew, so they've had barely any use at all.
They're really good if you need to stay awake for any reason, or if you actually have insomnia anyway they are good company and will give you plenty of exercise when they want to play hide and seek with you. I wanted to train some of them to do mini-unicycle jousting but I never had the time to see it through.
There's a variety of sizes and they all have their own personality-Jitters is my favourite as he can't fly straight or stay still for very long, I think he must have bitten me after a whole post ride pot of coffee was consumed this afternoon. Then there's Prescott-he's brings a really nice baritone to the small choir of buzzing and is quite big and slow. The only one you really need to watch out is a little sly cunt called Griffin as his buzz is totally out of key with the rest but any time I tell him he just does it louder or pretends he never said anything in the first place. If you can't distinguish him from his buzz he has a really long proboscis that he flaps around everywhere.
I don't really know how many there are but you are welcome to all of them and there is more than enough for a small choir and if you're into them they will give you hours of pleasure.
Anyway, I just don't think I appreciate them enough to keep them and would really like to think of them finding a loving home somewhere.
Thanks a lot.