Football

good day at goodison, Everton were head and shoulders above fulham who looked like they were ready to start their summer holidays. Diarra was shocking in the center of the park, didn't get a foot in, or get amongst the everton midfield, who could stroll and knock it about the park.
Dodgy penalty decision, view was blocked by a pillar so couldn't see if it was ball to hand, or hand to ball. After that it was plain sailing.

Jelavic wanted a hat trick, Pienaar was industrious, and dempsey and dembele and that winger frei, looked dangerous when given the ball, but had too little of it. Duff did nothing and fellaini and gibson had the run of the center of the park. Good to see Cahill back amongst the goals, and nice to see some live football again.

Though why the liverpudlians call a cornish pastie in pie form a scouse pie I will never know..

Other than yourself, did you hear any cockney accents amongst the Evertonians?

surely thats the point right, you were first, yet they kicked you outta your own stadium, became WAY more successful than you and have more fans than you. Oh deary

this is so much more fun than work, yet unfortunately i must return to it

Do your research mate before you start gettin all chopsy

'kicked you outta your own stadium'?? Yeah, cos that really happened didnt it

'more fans than you'? Oooh, they have more Cockneys, Norwegians, Irish,. Asians, Africans, Devonians....how am I gonna sleep tonight?!

Success brings plastics, you should know that being a Gooner - third in the Plastics List

Success brings plastics

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Yeah, and...?

heard a couple of australians, as we walked along down to the main stand, but pretty much all scouse. Was really interesting listening to the teenager behind us, talk to his dad?granddad about players and performances, in a thick scouse accent..

Fun day.

A young Pisti in the making?

Yeah, and...?

Liverpool, success?

Other than yourself, did you hear any cockney accents amongst the Evertonians?

If Corny has a cockney accent, then I'm a Chinaman. RP all the way.

Corny is well posh, innit?

Corny is well posh, innit?

He's a delightful chap. Does go on a bit, though.

A young Pisti in the making?

No, he said scouse accent.

Come on chelsea and spurs!

#hangsheadinshame

I'm watching a stream of Union Berlin playing at home trying to relegate Hansa Rostock. Union were supposed to be relegated this year but look like they're going to finish 7th. So far this game has gone:
0-1
0-2
1-2
2-2
3-2
3-3

35 minutes played. After every goal the commentator is saying "Das gibt's doch gar nicht!" - That can't be happening. The first Union game I saw at the stadium finished 5-4 though.

Bet that's going to be pwopa bit naughty after the game. I doubt Hansa Rostock fans are well liked in Berlin.

4-4 now. "Ich glaube es nicht"

The block with the Rostock fans is the spitting image of the block of neo-Nazis that tried to march through Berlin a couple of years ago. When they're relegated at the end of the game they'll be the ones rampaging.

Two for Torres, christ

yeah chelsea look like a different team, tearing QPR a new one. I cant see them losing much for the rest of the season in this mood

75% possession and torres scoring. shame there's only a couple of matches left of the season

whats your predictions for today Marky boi?

we lose. only question is by how much

I reckon one of the teams will nick a draw in the last minute. 1-1. Boring game ;)

I think it'll be 1-0 Blackburn. They score in the 17th minute and we pass the ball around midfield for the rest of the match. Harry sits in his seat for 90 minutes and talks about how magnificent we played in the post match interview

Mark Hughes looks like he's about to cry

I'd love QPR to go down.

The owners would never let it happen.

Mind you, they'd have no idea to contact even if they could offer a brown envelope.