Help: I need your best brain

Yeah. Doesn't work.

By the way, I'm getting bored of dealing with other mechanics and since I am technically-minded, I'm going to buy a bunch of tools. Might be worth getting a box full in one go.. would make life easier. I own allen keys, pedal wrench, adjustable wrench, lubes and screwdrivers. But for the price of a chain breaker, cable cutters, chain whip, spoke wrench... etc might as well plump for this. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IceToolz-New-Bike-Cycle-Advanced-Mechanics-Tool-Kit-/180825714338 or this if I don't need all the cone wrenches: Ice Toolz Essence Tool Kit What do you think?

it's difficult to tell without adding up all the figures, but it doesn't look like that good value for money from here (the first one). you probably won't need all those cone wrenches unless you're doing a load of different hubs, and cheap cone spanners are shit anyway..
you also probably won't need those torx keys either, and to be honest most of it seems like it will be obselete to you..