• @ Dan, what a brilliant write up..

    This - when will Days 2 and 3 be realised? Can I bid for the rights to turn into a light hearted BBC sitcom?

    Two minor corrections. Matt got into trouble as he was making fun of the Gendarme's truncheon, not his shell suit, and** Super T** was pushing the van, not giving us a lead out.

    Super T? Love it. Totes perfect.

    Otherwise, factually correct in every way, and worthy of an award winning News of the World journalist.

    I'll try and finish the transcribing of the phone hacking I did on day 2 and 3 and get to Dan.

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