Epic WTF

"...an abdundance of divine graces"

A simple "Happy Birthday" would have done..

He clearly does not know the kind of films his grandson produces.

how does one go about getting birthday greetings from the pope?

Hit 90 it would appear

And keep your mouth shut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

I want to die.

There is nothing WTF about that it is just shit.

They need a large dose of autotune.

It is huge WTF. As in WTF has happened to society, music and this planet itself.

they need a large dose of autotune.

inject the bassline!

He clearly does not know the kind of films his grandson produces.
He stars in them. (The pope, not my grandfather)

how does one go about getting birthday greetings from the pope?

Hit 90 it would appear
LOL

And keep your mouth shut
LOLOLLOL

He's a proper old catholic - don't hold it against him though. He's fucking brilliant. But apparently it was through an aunt who is mates with a nun who knows someone...

I've always wanted to say that.

^^^ ???

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Southerners get up to all sorts of shit, Luci.

There was a great kebab shop back home in Derby called Nads. I fondly remember eating Nads after many serious alcohol fuelled nights out. I wonder if the place is still there?

#reminiscing
#notaeuph
#csb

Southerners get up to all sorts of shit, Luci.

I think it's the name 'Nads' that did it for me.

did you read the reviews on amazon luci?

I read some about Veet hair removal stuff - bloody brilliant! It's while I was laughing at them that I noticed this dubious product.

They shoudl call the female version Beaver

Sounds like an awesome night out.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17818132

Charges after penguin 'prank' at Australian theme park

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Dirk was bred in captivity and is part of a breeding colony

                   Two Welshmen have been charged after a fairy penguin was taken from a theme park in Queensland, Australia.
     The pair, aged 20 and 21, and another man, allegedly broke in to the enclosure in a prank after a night out.
     It is claimed they swam with dolphins before taking  seven-year-old Dirk back to their hotel room. Dirk has never lived in  the wild.
     The men, who have been charged with stealing the penguin and trespass, will appear in court on 2 May.
     One of the men involved in the incident, calling himself Rhys  Jones, apologised and said in an interview on Australian TV:  "Still a  bit fuzzy about the whole thing but on behalf of the three of us we are  very sorry and it was just a prank which went way too far."
     He added later: "We are all three of us sorry to Sea World  for the time lost in them searching for Dirk and we're glad he's all  right."
     It is alleged the men found Dirk in their hotel room the morning after.
     Queensland Police said the charges were of trespass, stealing  and unlawfully keeping a protected animal, an offence under the Nature  Conservation Act.
     Sea World, which is based at Southport on the Gold Coast,  said Dirk was exhausted after being recovered from water near the park.
     In a statement, Sea World said they had received a call from a  member of the public who spotted the penguin being chased out of the  water in an estuary near the theme park - possibly by a shark - and then  being chased back in by a dog. 
     ''Had we not got him it wouldn't have been a good situation  at all in the long term for Dirk," Sea World's director of marine  sciences, Trevor Long, told Australian media.
     Tom Forbes, ABC reporter, who has been following the case  told BBC Radio Wales: "The day after they were arrested they were quite  remorseful coming out - these are a couple of guys who had a big night  out and will probably get a rap over the knuckles."
     Dirk, who belongs to a breeding colony, has since been reunited with his girlfriend, Peaches. 

Saw the headline the other day elsewhere but didn't read it at the time. Wish I had:

It is claimed they swam with dolphins before taking seven-year-old Dirk back to their hotel room.
Amazing.

To a drunk welsh man it looked like a sheep?

In a statement, Sea World said they had received a call from a member of the public who spotted the penguin being chased out of the water in an estuary near the theme park - possibly by a shark - and then being chased back in by a dog.

But there was a happy ending...

Dirk, who belongs to a breeding colony, has since been reunited with his girlfriend, Peaches.

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