Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

WTF has happened to this thread? This, Scobles Dolan + Dolan in general. I'm unsubscribing.

#firstworldproblem.

Wow. Though this is how I feel about Will Ferrell. I genuinely don't understand why people fine him funny. Especially that awful film he made that everyone quotes, constantly.

Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Lenny Henry
Simon Pegg
Russell Howard
Michael McKintyre

....you see what I'm trying to do?

Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Lenny Henry
Simon Pegg
Russell Howard
Michael McKintyre
Teenslain
Hatbeard

....you see what I'm trying to do?

fixed

wait the chinese says "hot dog doughnut", wtf?

Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Lenny Henry
Simon Pegg
Russell Howard
Michael McKintyre

....you see what I'm trying to do?

Surely you forgot:
James Cordern
Catherine Tate
David Walliams
Noel Fielding
et al

That's no wtf, that sounds like dinner to me. Hot dog doughnut sounds epic!

Will Ferrell
Ben Stiller
Adam Sandler
Lenny Henry
Simon Pegg
Russell Howard
Michael McKintyre

....you see what I'm trying to do?

Adam Sandler is not funny, but recently his movies make me shed a tear. It might be something to do with my man boobs.

Surely you forgot:
James Cordern
Catherine Tate
David Walliams
Noel Fielding
et al

Jo Caulfield
Jo Caulfield
Jo Caulfield
Sarah Millican
Holly Walsh
Patrick Kielty
Jo Caulfield

Jack Whitehall.

The fuck's that all about?

Jo Caulfield
Jo Caulfield
Jo Caulfield
Sarah Millican
Holly Walsh
Jo Caulfield

lady comedians are not funny.

#fact not sexism

The stories about his racist dad are alright.

lady comedians are not funny.

#fact not sexism

Zoe Lyons
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho

sexist and racist (although I like Richard Pryor #whitepeoplestaste)

My dislike for Andi is stemming directly from her sexier imitation of Gina Yashere's stand ups and some of the Stephen K Amos's hooks.

Chef or comedian? Broadcaster or charlatan?

Comedians you don't like

Duh, most of them are trying very hard to be funny,
but I laughed at Lassie, hold my calls
: ]

Lawyer dog makes me happy.

WTF? Is that a hammerhead shark?

Such a cute dog!!!

lol!!!

Get pissed, kill endangered species, take humorous pictures with dead animal = CUNT

Jo Caulfield
Jo Caulfield
Jo Caulfield
Sarah Millican
Holly Walsh
Patrick Kielty
Jo Caulfield

The stories about his racist dad are alright.

Zoe Lyons
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho
Andi Osho

sexist and racist (although I like Richard Pryor #whitepeoplestaste)

My dislike for Andi is stemming directly from her sexier imitation of Gina Yashere's stand ups and some of the Stephen K Amos's hooks.

Andi Osho is crap imo, but then again I find the whole "my parents are foreign and have different values/cultural reference points to your own" bit very tired, so they're all as bad as each other in that respect.
There are a lot of poor female comedians, but then again there are a lot of poor male ones, there are just more men in the industry. I'm sure the ratio is the same, when you account for scale.

lady comedians are not funny.

#fact not sexism

I will just say this:

• Joan Rivers (without a doubt the queen)
  
• Victoria Wood
  
• Josie Long (gutted I missed her live)
  
• Lucy Porter (but mostly on panel shows)
  and Shappi Khorsandi (but I have to be in the right mood)
  
  

but anyway
standup thread

WTF? Is that a hammerhead shark?

yes, it certainly appear to be of the Sphyrnidae family.

Get pissed, kill endangered species, take humorous pictures with dead animal = CUNT

In principal I agree, however the sand on it makes me wonder if it was washed up.