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After a few beers and a couple of joints last night I solved the design constraints of the canine.
All those extra limbs flapping everywhere, the need to go around on all fours... It's ugly and undignified. So I thought I could improve on generations of compounded evolutionary design flaws and produce a cleaner, more intelligent design that would also look really fucking cool. And I'm really happy to say, it worked!
The previously insurmountable problem of dogs walking on all fours and having too many legs has been solved for good, dogs everywhere will now be able to walk, hop, and scamper without the need for those two surplus, stupid, legs that forced them to run on a horizontal plane, parallel to the ground. In short, I have 'hacked' it's physiological design structure to create something totally new and revolutionary, and for a limited time, can sell you the secret to allow your pet access to this revolutionary mode of propulsion.
p.s I have photoshopped out and clues that reveal any design secrets pending my patent application.
Thanks!