No-Fork project, bicycle geometry hacked

I've always been on board with this, which is the interesting part. That it's obviously worse than a proper bike is why it is also stupid. There's nothing wrong with stupid per se, otherwise there would be no tall bikes, reproduction Ordinaries or lo-pros with risers, but it's rare for any of these clowns to take themselves quite so seriously:

FFS have you never been to East London?!? Have you ever seen images of these cats looking jovial??