Football

Cornelius - you're not wrong there but Tim Vickery is the equivalent of Sid Lowe for South American football, it's probably the only reason why I listened to it, he's one of my favourite football journalists. He's the Wisden of South American football and his passion for the game is infectious.

The presenter on the other hands is tedious as anything. Football weekly is a lot easier to digest but that Fernando Duarte rubs me up the wrong way, a certain someone would probably call him a twerp or twunt.

I reckon Duarte - he's the Brazilian one isn't he? - is one of the better performers on the FW podcast. Glendenning gets on my tits massively. I can't see any purpose for him being there, he fucks the whole show up for me. He just slows it down with his drawling laboured delivery. Anti-Arsenal bias is astonishing too. Wanker.