No draws allowed. If time ends and there is a draw, a game of “shuffle bike curling” is played. See curling rules, but replace brooms with mallets, stones with franklins, sweepers with shuffles, and ice with tarmac.
Before the start of the tournament each registered team must designate a theme song which will be used for their team.
Theme songs must be played before the start of every game. If no polo-boombox is present, teams must give an ‘intro’s round’ style rendition.
LHBPA ruleset + shuffles are allowed and actively encouraged.
Although not compulsory, the use of wifebeaters for team kits is strongly encouraged.
Basic outline of the rules.
SHUFFLE FAST, DIE YOUNG! - SHUFFLE COMM