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General Champions League Predictions
2 penalties go Barcas way after dive after dive. Throw enough shit and some will stick.
Messi will score an outstanding individual goal that makes everybody forget about the dodgy penalty decisions.
Ramos & Pepe will get red carded after the final whistle.
Mourinho cries conspiracy after the game. Complains that a RM player always seems to get sent off.
Robben will disappear like he always does in big games.
David Luiz will try and be Messi and dribble his way out of his own area.
Roy Keane will give Gareth Southgate look after look of sheer disgust.
ITV will have some football legends in the studio and Adrian Chiles will ask them a question more belonging in Heat magazine.
Replay after replay of a Xavi/Iniesta pass.
Mourinho sideline antics.
Clive Tyldesley will praise England's Brave and Courageous John Terry for his lionheart spirit after a goalline clearance.
Commentators collectively orgasm after seeing a piece of run of the mill skill/trickery that happens fairly often on the continent.
Andy Townsend will talk enough cliched bollocks to give Private Eye's Colemanballs about 10 years worth of material. 100% guaranteed to say the following "give the goalkeeper something to think about" "gilt-edged chance" "gained half a yard on him" "keeper was equal to it" "he made the most of that" "he should've closed 'im down quicker" "I think he's looking for it, Clive" "he's always gonna come off second best there" "it was always going away from him" "lucky there wasn't a man there to get the end of that" "you just can't do that in the modern game" and my personal favourite "if there was any contact, then you have to say he was entitled to go down".