Fishy Looking Bikes... (Noah's Ark)

That bike looks nothing like a rozzer getting raped by a horse.

There's a sentence you will only ever hear once in your life.

especially in my case, as my bike does look uncannily like a horse raping a policeman. many's the time a cop has come running over frantically and grappled with my bike, then realised the error of their ways.

"Sorry sir, i thought your bike was a colleague getting raped by..."
"a horse, i know. Don't worry, happens all the time"