Funny videos

^ excellent video.

One of his other ones reminded me of a party I went to once:

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I did a similar thing, when I found some friends putting on face paints. On the spur of the moment I let someone start doing me to find they only had one colour, brown. I let them go to town then got a drink and had a cig out the window. After a couple of minutes I looked in the windows reflection to realise I had basically been blacked up. I shat myself and spent 20 minutes washing it off, just before everyone came.

I reckon I was about 5 minutes away from ending up in the papers.

I once let an ex put make up on me with the proviso i could wash it off immediately. the background was that her dad was a full on, proper farmer type who thought that boys are supposed to be boys. Boys play rugby. Boys chased snakes and rain spiders. boys did not *ever *wear make up...

what i didnt account for was the bathroom was across the living room where her father was reading a news paper. Too this day, that was one of the most awkward moments of my life. It was also the first and the last time i wore make up. And the conclusion was, I would be the ugliest girl ever if I was a girl.

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