Oy vey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWLU76o5rEI

I heard a girl say "I hope you get hit by a car" yesterday. Not sure if it was aimed at me or someone else though...

I was riding down a 4 lane road in the left lane. I came to a green light and went to go through it. A car in the left lane (going the same direction as me) got sick of waiting for the car in front of him to turn left so he swerves into my lane and continues to go straight. I slammed on brake and simultaneous had to hop skid stop to miss his back fender. I could seem him through his rear window chatting and laughing with his passenger. I caught up with him as he sat in traffic and knocked on the passenger window and smiled. He rolled down his window. I politely explained that had I not been skilled enough to stop like that (if I do say so myself) I would have been picking my teeth out of his boot. His wife looked honestly sorry but neither apologised. He said "ok, that's fine, but let me just say one thing, don't run red lights." Confused I explained it was a green light, the same one he himself went through. He said "yes but you all jump red lights" and rolled up his window.
My very round about point is that the media has been able to get most of society to paint us with one segragist brush. It smacks of just the most recent socially-accepted bigotry. Blacks, muslims, women, gays, cyclists...

I love English people.

"shit you up"

fucking hilarious

like... with poo.

:)

"It smacks of just the most recent socially-accepted bigotry. Blacks, muslims, women, gays, cyclists"

Give me fucking strength...

Why do delinquent Kevs shout "your wheels are going round!!" ?

Kevist!

oh... that just reminded me,

Last night I shouted "DOOOO A SKIIIIIIDDD!!!!" in drunk scottish garble while motioning at the fixie skidder like an aircraft carrier traffic marshall

he was so startled he got off his bike and walked, oops

"It smacks of just the most recent socially-accepted bigotry. Blacks, muslims, women, gays, cyclists"

Give me fucking strength...

I lol'd. I really did.

Another popular vocal distractionary tactic is "oi, hey oi, ya back wheel is following the front one!"
To which my response is "that's fortunate"

How do jews secure their bikes?
With lox!

Happy passover Jewish people

L'Chaim.

I was there for a walk this afternoon. Nothing's left. Not even plaque to mark the site.

Where is that kris?

My parents' town.

http://kehilalinks.jewishgen.org/lask/Lask%20Jewish%20History.htm