The place: Hyde Park
You: Fat, middle-aged bloke on a Pinarello
Them: A gaggle of Italian women on Boris Bikes, going the wrong way up the main road.
The situation: Mid-life crisis man spaffs into Italians at full speed, ends up on his arse shouting indignantly.
Me: Man shouting "FUCKWITS!"
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The place: Hyde Park
You: Fat, middle-aged bloke on a Pinarello
Them: A gaggle of Italian women on Boris Bikes, going the wrong way up the main road.
The situation: Mid-life crisis man spaffs into Italians at full speed, ends up on his arse shouting indignantly.
Me: Man shouting "FUCKWITS!"