Should i go FG over FW?

What about the laser-guided gadget for wheel alignment?

A couple of tools?

He'll need a left nut removing spanner, a right nut removing spanner, .

Which was Lancey poo ? Left or right ?

What about the laser-guided gadget for wheel alignment?

Or a tennis ball, both work fine.

Fixed Speed.

Thats how I roll!

What about the laser-guided gadget for wheel alignment?

That's it.

No point taking half measures:

i) Go fixed
ii) Remove brakes
iii) Cut down risers until there's just enough grip left to wrap your index fingers around
iv) Clips/straps/clipless are for nodders - use platforms, but cut them down to the width of your big toe
v) Wear massive headphones, but beef them up by wearing earplugs as well
vi) Never take your eyes off your phone whilst riding (the bars are just for show)
vii) Any chainring smaller than 50t, or any sprocket bigger than 15t is baby stuff
viii) Never ride in a straight line for more than 20m
ix) Never give way to anyone
x) Make sure your reach from saddle to bars is less than the width of your handspan.

You left out the open shirt hanging out of pants over a t-shirt look, uneven haircut and skidding at every opportunity.

A couple of tools?

He'll need a left nut removing spanner, a right nut removing spanner, and the appropriate spanner holders.

He'll then need a wheel transposer (and holder, brace, and, is he's playing safe, belt).

He might avoid having to use a chain retensioner or track end measurer, but he will need left and right wheel nut replacer spanners, and replacer spanner lube gun, and holders.

Then he'll need a wheel alignment jig, and ChainDeSlacker™, and a wheel spin rotator.

I make that 18 tools. Not a couple.

Plus any parts?

You'll need a chain to wheel drive interface and a sprocket untightening inhibitor.

A couple of tools?

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I make that 18 tools. Not a couple.

Well he's certainly come to the right place to find them....

I don't get why everyone is against riding brakeless......

everyone should try it before they judge...

I'm a courier and have always rode brakeless, only had one accident that even if I had brakes or not, wouldn't have stopped it.

I don't get why everyone is against riding brakeless......

you did not read the 'oh shit' moments, naughty boy.

Maybe try the helmet thread then ?

You ask for an opinion... and then...

...so whats a stimpak?

Something from an awful game...

^ I am hoping this is a joke. If not...sacrilege!

No I honestly think that game is shit....

I don't get why everyone is against riding brakeless......

Not against brainless riding per se, moreso telling people to ride brakeless let alone first time fixed wheel.

No I honestly think that game is shit....

Selected "Bloody Mess" perk...

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i) Go fixed
ii) Remove brakes
iii) Cut down risers until there's just enough grip left to wrap your index fingers around
iv) Clips/straps/clipless are for nodders - use platforms, but cut them down to the width of your big toe
v) Wear massive headphones, but beef them up by wearing earplugs as well
vi) Never take your eyes off your phone whilst riding (the bars are just for show)
vii) Any chainring smaller than 50t, or any sprocket bigger than 15t is baby stuff
viii) Never ride in a straight line for more than 20m
ix) Never give way to anyone
x) Make sure your reach from saddle to bars is less than the width of your handspan.
xi) Don't do anything that looks too much like hard work.
xii) Don't be afraid to get off and push, or even jump in a black cab.

right, some good stuff here even if its just for the comedy value of it, might just stay as i am for now but change my bars

Not against brainless riding per se, moreso telling people to ride brakeless let alone first time fixed wheel.

I went brakeless straight away, rode well within my limits though.

i)
xii) Don't be afraid to get off and push, or even jump in a black cab.

I have seen someone get in a cab with a bike, and I don't mean a folding one.