Football

We were living 200 yards from Highbury when both my daughters were born. We live less than a mile from The Emirates now. They were both born at the Whittington.

No one is going to tell me, or my daughters, that they should supports the "vermin"* that are Arsenal.

*copyright Alan Davies 2012

So was the boy. BUT Teh Rulez say he can support hid Dad's team - he'll be a Blue

I was born in Hampton and as neither Fulham nor Brentford count as proper teams, I am within my rights to support Chelsea.

QPR is closer than Chelsea