Football

What the fuck is a range finder? He's in front of goal, right?

The ball comes over, like it does every single day in training and the dozy bastard needs to find his range?

There is no future in this world if a £35M striker needs to "find his range".

Carroll actually needs to find his level and probably has with Liverpool.

That's a bit harsh on Liverpool, I think Carroll's level is more like WHU or Wolves at a push.