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@fizzy.bleach
one I have never had the balls to try, is pulling up to somebody at a red who is stopped, but who has jumped the previous one, affecting a foreign accent and pretending not to understand the rules of the road in the UK because "joo are stop at ze red light but joo are not stop at last red light, i am not understand". Yeah that would be funny and not at all dickish.
Shouting "RED! RED! RED!" is a good option. Or "don't worry love, red lights don't apply to you" but that lacks a certain immediacy.